I honestly hate doing this, but I am a poor college student working an unpaid internship. I work odd jobs trying to make ends meet, but with all my medical bills I am in so much debt. Any thign you could donate to help would help me out so much.
Here are the official photos of the 2 week old screaming hairy armadillo from the Virgina Zoo!!!
YO PEOPLE JUST UNFOLLOWED ME BECAUSE IM POSTING ABOUT WORKING AT A ZOO NAH FUCK YALL HATERS YOURE JUST JEALOUS I GIT THE BEST DAMN JOB IN THE WORLD
Ok, so in only just aloud to tell people now: the screaming hairy armadillo gave birth 2 weeks ago!!
Due to the extremely sensitive circumstances surrounding it I can’t say too much, but what I can tell you is why it’s so cool:
We are only the 2nd place to ever successfully breed them. They are nearly extinct in the wild and by actively breeding them in captivity we hope to save their species. Because so little is known about the species it’s extremely important that we have this opportunity to learn about them so we can help them better in the wild.
Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:
"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"
"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"
"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"
"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."
"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"
- "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
- "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
We’re not so different.
Plucked out of time. Altered.
Turned into soldiers to fight a war we don’t even believe in.
parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
maybe we’re all ducklings
that would be awesome
Does that mean I don’t have to pay bills
"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"
"yeah, once a year"
"IN THE NAME OF THE GALAXY, I SHALL PUNISH YOU.
“When someone asks you to design a Sailor Starlord cosplay for them, you DO NOT PASS ON THAT OPPORTUNITY. A collaborative effort between me and itsamerico.